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Tweak says, "You so love me."

нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper (soundoff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-16 23:26:00

Entry tags:

grog strongjaw, hartley rathaway / pied piper, jillian holtzmann, keyleth, percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, taryon darrington, vax'ildan

Glad that's over and done with.

Jilly, you were actually tolerable. Come by the lab sometime, and we'll be gay and blow things up.

Vax, you useless bisexual, I heard you died. We need to go have a drink now that you're a member of the club.

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	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't explaining. Or I was, but just because I thought about it. Yeah but Vex might cut off my bits and I'd have to ask Pike first anyway. Unless you asked her already. Vax would have to put it in writing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Vex would not cut off your bits. And I'm not entirely sure why you would need to ask Pike but fair enough. You wouldn't be able to read it. I'll have him tell you himself in person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well what if she wanted to be naked with you too, and no one asked? Or she hadn't gotten to yet? Then I'd feel bad. Especially if I have to tell her you're all not any good. I'll ask Scanlan to read it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	That all makes perfect sense. Very well. (slightly muffled as he turns away from the phone to talk to Vax in person) Darling, Grog would like it in writing that you will not do anything nefarious to his cock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	What's ne-fare-ee-us? Is it a man sex thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-19 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	It is. Something you do with your knees. Very interesting. Slightly painful, but in that good sort of way, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Maybe draw a picture first or something. I probably know but sometimes there's different words for Goliaths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-19 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be happy to draw you all the pictures you like, Grog. But not of that. That's not really a real thing, and Percy is glaring at me. It was a joke. Nefarious means something awful. That I'm not going to do something awful to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Got it. You just wanted your knee kicked out a few times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-19 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. No. Harmless joke. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-21 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Still want to hit you a little bit. Just a bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-21 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Just a little bit. Above the belt. Sound fair? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-21 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. I'll let you know in the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-21 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. So you're just going to...surprise me with it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-21 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Like you know how they have the little boxes full of food here, and some of them have stuff inside that you can't eat and have to take out first and some don't and you never know which? Like that. It just might always be a punch like you might always just choke a little bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-21 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not... entirely sure I follow. Are you telling me the punch is going to be like a Happy Meal surprise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-21 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. No. I don't know why the meal's happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-21 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly. Neither do I. But, I'll keep it in mind. Surprise punch. Thank god you're not a rogue. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Stop it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-19 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	I was joking. I was going to tell him I'm joking. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	No it is not. Ignore Vax. Nefarious is the same as evil or wicked or bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Right. So I heard "punch Vax". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	I really would rather you didn't. If you need to punch someone, you are welcome to punch me, since I used the word in the first place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. wouldliketorage 2017-03-21 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	You're less fun for punching. You always look a little brittle. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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