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Tweak says, "I think he may love that kid."

нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper (soundoff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-16 23:26:00

Entry tags:

grog strongjaw, hartley rathaway / pied piper, jillian holtzmann, keyleth, percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, taryon darrington, vax'ildan

Glad that's over and done with.

Jilly, you were actually tolerable. Come by the lab sometime, and we'll be gay and blow things up.

Vax, you useless bisexual, I heard you died. We need to go have a drink now that you're a member of the club.

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soundoff
2017-03-17 03:43 pm UTC (link)

~~It doesn't stop working. You just have to roll a Nat20~~ So you're saying we should wrap Percival in bubble wrap?

Obviously. So, just so I'm clear. You're dating Percy, Shaun and Kiki. Percy is dating you, Shaun and Vex. Shaun is dating you and Percy. Vex is dating Percy and Zahra. Zahra is dating Vex and Kash. Kash is dating Zahra and Kiki. And Kiki is dating you and Kash and pretending she doesn't want to date Vex. Percy and Kiki are queerplatonic as fuck. And you and Percy want to fuck Grog but haven't got around to it. Oh, and the new nerd wants Percy to dom him so bad even though Percy is such a sub. Do I have it right?

Also Allie and Kima are sensible and only date each other. And Cass isn't allowed to date anyone because Percy might shoot them.

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	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Liberally. Not sure about the last bit yet, myself, but other than that, top marks. And it's really not so much not allowed as most people just have more sense than to attempt it. I wish the first person who does luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-03-17 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	I assume by last bit, you mean Percy's fanboy. He totally wants Percy to fuck him. It's hilarious. Let me know. I'll make popcorn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	But he's a child. I say, despite the fact that we're apparently the same age, but still. He probably wouldn't have any idea what he was doing. I will. It's bound to happen sooner or later. It's not like there's a dirth of teenage boys around here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dicklightning 2017-03-17 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY? You had to wait for either me to leave or some sort of quasiweird dimension to take on an idea I threw out there months ago? And you all laughed at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-17 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody wants to sleep with you, Scanlan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-17 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well, obviously. But it's still the principle of the thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I feel as if I've missed some incredibly important information... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-03-17 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's simple. They're all fucking. And you want to fuck Percy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~That's not~~ ~~I would never~~ I've never even... I don't know what you're talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatherfirst 2017-03-17 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse Hartley. That's his own rather crass way of saying you have a pretty obvious crush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I like Percy. I think the world of him but I don't have a crush. I just really enjoy his company and like being around him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatherfirst 2017-03-17 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Then clearly he's just overanalyzing. It's a habit we all have. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pepperbox 2017-03-18 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	That's a pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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percy | tary. (vax, vex and keyleth can also see) -

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	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	We have a complicated set of relationships. Percy made a chart once. It looked rather a lot like a diamond attached a pyramid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	It's complicated just to read. The chart is probably easier but... perhaps I'll tackle learning that once I have everyone's name right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Names. Far more important than relationships. Especially for your own personal well-being. Vex will kick you in the balls. Repeatedly. I'm her brother. Trust me on this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Percy made flash cards! Vex's name was underlined several times to stress the importance of learning that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
	And I imagine seeing them written down on this thing will probably help, too. Much less confusing than hearing them out loud in passing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Voice Reply] wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. That's not how that goes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Actually...it is how it goes. I mean, a few people got left off. But that is a fairly accurate summary of things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Voice Reply] wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	What? No, not that. I know that. You're all always going in and out of rooms holding on to your pants with your hair all over or smelling the same and not like you the same bath soap you made me use last time. I mean the part about you and Vax and me. You wouldn't be fucking me and you don't want to anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	(dry but amused) No, obviously you would be doing the fucking in that equation. And I absolutely would want to. Your strength has a certain appeal. And you are far from unattractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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wouldliketorage
2017-03-19 07:51 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I know, that's what I was saying.

Look, you and Vax had that thing, where you looked at people no matter what was in their trousers, but just looked at certain people more and those people didn't notice because they're really smart except when they're not. And Scanlan mostly has women except sometimes I think not, but it's hard to tell because some of them are really little, you know, and so are all the bits and bobs and people told me not to ask anymore.

But I didn't, so I didn't think about it. But then I did a bit, because Kerr was sort of a cuddler? And it wasn't bad? I asked one of the ladies at the brothel and they said something about daddy issues, but that's definitely not it. So mostly I like breasts but maybe not always and Vax looks like someone who has them anyway. But I dunno if I'd let Vax near my dick anyway, I know what he did to my beard.

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	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Misunderstood a bit. It happens. You don't have to explain yourself, Grog. You like what you like, just like anyone else. I will say that Vax would not do anything to harm your dick. And if you ever are inclined that way, with either of us, you only have to say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)