voice response.
Ah. See. That explains it. You didn't grow up with elves. That's why you're not a raging asshole. Or at least, not the very specific elven kind of raging asshole that revolves around pretentiousness, an inflated sense of self importance, and a consistent desire to kick those you consider below you.
Wait. Which might be a lich? Your wand or your dick?
Istus. I can't say I'm familiar. Though, to be fair, I'm a pretty recent recruit to the god stuff so she could be utterly commonplace, and I'd still be clueless.