Voice Response
So this is the part where we're not going to say 'Calm Down' -- which I've never really understood why people say that anyway, like what good does it even do? -- but we're getting way off topic here.
So, first thing's first, congratulations on defeating the door. Those things are sneaky jerks when you first get here, let me tell you what. It's a good thing you got it out of the way early, saves having to take revenge for a stubbed toe in the middle of the night when all you really wanted was some ice cream.
Secondly,someone missing? I can rouse the buddy and we can come help you take a look if you want?
Third, we should probably do introductions huh? I'm May -- friends call me Mayday, some people call me Spider-Woman, though not so much here. Mostly it's Mayday. And uh, I'd say welcome to Jurrasic Park, but that seems like an absolutely terrible thing to day. So. Hi? Yes. We'll go with that Hi.