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clint barton sees better from a distance (theyremymess) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-17 19:57:00

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clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Sure. Why not. This seems like a thing.

May, you're great and all, but I am way past the age for drunk one-night stands, so I'm guessing this is magic. Really weird magic.

I hate magic.

Futz me. My wife is going to kill me.

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	theyremymess 2017-02-18 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it was above your paygrade. Because you're a dumbass. We're friends, Phil. I wasn't going to judge you because you made some shit choices. Okay, I'd judge a little, but I wouldn't stop being your friend. So, let's try this again. Do-over or whatever. Hi, I'm Clint Barton. I shoot arrows and tell dad jokes and I have a secret farm and a secret family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

disappointeddad
2017-02-18 06:56 pm UTC (link)

You'd have judged me most of these, Clint. I was judging myself pretty harshly for most of them. Nick put me in charge. He should have realized how badly that would go. I think with my heart, my emotions, and that's not the way things need to be run.

Phil Coulson. Until very recently, the Director of SHIELD's covert unauthorized reconstruction, unapologetic Captain America fan boy, and walking bad decision machine.

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	shutupbarton 2017-02-18 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Waitaminute-waitaminute-wait-a-minute. You have a farm and a family? You are totally...that's just...Wow. Kate. Another Hawkeye. We say the best back home ~~and would say it here too but we're playing nice~~ Your once and former protege from another reality. What's your favorite Dad joke? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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