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Tweak says, "it smells like teen spirit, ew"

clint barton sees better from a distance (theyremymess) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-17 19:57:00

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clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), melinda may, phil coulson (mcu)

Sure. Why not. This seems like a thing.

May, you're great and all, but I am way past the age for drunk one-night stands, so I'm guessing this is magic. Really weird magic.

I hate magic.

Futz me. My wife is going to kill me.

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	theyremymess 2017-02-18 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Hey there, teenager. I guess maybe they get assigned a cat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	younghawk 2017-02-18 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Francis. I wish I was assigned a cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyremymess 2017-02-18 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch. My middle name is Francis. Never liked it. Sorry your parents stuck you with that one. I prefer dogs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	younghawk 2017-02-18 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	I know. My bio-mom thought it was funny, I guess. I've grown used to it. I have a dog. His name is Lucky. The point is I'd rather get stuck with a cat than someone else's boyfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shutupbarton 2017-02-18 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	He also totally responds to pizza-dog. In case Clint hadn't mentioned that. He's the best dog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	younghawk 2017-02-20 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, Dad may have mentioned that but I like to try and stick with Lucky. He really is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shutupbarton 2017-02-21 05:03 am UTC (link)
	He's even smart enough to know better than to fetch pineapple, but he totally does come by that name naturally. When all this mess winds down, we'll have to go out for runs. Don't worry, I trust you're taking care of him. I promise no stealing the dog again. Which. I maintain wasn't stealing. He liked California. But your Dad needs him to keep him out of trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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