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Tweak says, "Who's for a holiday in Wales?"

May 'Mayday' Parker (

mayflowers) wrote in

Sometimes I really really want to tell you I hate you but then I look at you and my Sister and I can't because you seem like you make her pretty happy and that makes me really happy.

1. I couldn't possibly begin to pick the most goofy or embarrassing thing I ever did. I'm a Parker. Goofy and embarrassing is kind of my bread and butter. I think the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me is when my Dad showed up when I was hanging out with this boy I liked, Franklin Richards, and totally outted me as being a teenager and his daughter. I think I had a precent decent shot with him before then, but nooooooo. I swear my face was redder than my usual costume.

2. There's like a thousand and one answers to this question, since I haven't Uh. Franklin's pretty hot and super smart, but I don't know. I probably would have with Jack Jameson too or Brad Miller. I've always had a thing for smart, actiony, blond boys. As for people I don't know? Sawyer from Lost or maybe like, Captain America -- if he was like my age and not the super old man that he is. I've seen pictures and I bet he'd be really nice about it. And I hate you right now. I need ice cream.

3. Top Gear and college basketball. I wouldn't say they're the worst show on T.V, but they're the worst ones I watch. I tried to watch celebrity and reality T.V, but I just couldn't do it. It was awful. I felt actually dumber afterwards. I couldn't even remember how to break down the different parts of DNA for like a week. I thought I was going crazy.

4. Oh gods.I once volunteered to stay up late and come over to help Franklin with his cellular replication ideas. He said no, and I don't think he took it that way, but it occurred to me what I'd said like as soon as I hung up the phone. It was awful.

5. It depends on how much coffee I drink / how active I am. Probably between four and six times a day, if we're taking averages. Sometimes less too, because the costume leads to a lot of sweating which leads to less water retention and thus less need to actually go pee.

6. Once. Once I looked at pictures of myself and I may have investigated some of the common cultural themes when it came to rule 34 in the last place we were. I want to say it's for research purposes. It wasn't.

I cannot believe I answered all of these things. If I was able to fit inside an ice cream carton I would absolutely try right now. Is there anywhere here I can go buy shoes? Or go shopping? Or disappear in a way that does not involve getting eaten by the local carnivores?

I'll bring you some more cupcakes later because I really like you even if you make me feel insanely embarrassed and like my life is over right now.

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