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Tweak says, "I heart you, and you, and you!"

Clint Barton ➶ Hawkeye (thislooksbad) wrote in jurassiccitycom,
@ 2017-02-15 23:22:00

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clint barton / hawkeye (616), phil coulson (616)

text message to phil.
text message to phil

✉️ What percent are we married?

edit: text messages to jess

✉️ Phil says we're 0% married.
✉️ Can you believe him?

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	return texts. thebigcheese 2017-02-16 04:52 am UTC (link)
	✉️ I thought you meant literally. ✉️ And legally. ✉️ Figurative shouldn't have had to be answered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

return texts.

thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:55 am UTC (link)

✉️ Kate and I were talking.
✉️ And I was curious about the percent.
✉️ I mean we're obviously married.
✉️ I would totally for real marry you if I could.
✉️ What about a commitment ceremony? That has less implications of illegality.
✉️ Or maybe dinosaur planets allow polygamy. Polyandry?
✉️ What's the word if your spouses are different genders?

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	return texts. thebigcheese 2017-02-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
	✉️ I think in this case, it's just polyamory. No gender definition. ✉️ Triad, I believe, is the official term for a threeway relationship. ✉️ And I would imagine dinosaur planets don't have any laws against it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: return texts. thislooksbad 2017-02-16 05:02 am UTC (link)
	✉️ You're probably right. ✉️ Triad. I like it. ✉️ Great. Because Jess and I are going to marry the heck out of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thebigcheese 2017-02-16 05:05 am UTC (link)
	✉️ You're adorable. ✉️ You're both adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thislooksbad 2017-02-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ Right. Never officially asked. ✉️ Phillip J. Coulson, would you like to be 100% literally married to me and Jess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thebigcheese 2017-02-17 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ You think you're going to get away with not getting me a ring? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thislooksbad 2017-02-17 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ Well, obviously I'm getting you a ring. ✉️ I mean, I was going to do a wedding ring anyway. But I can do an engagement ring too. ✉️ By which I mean I kind of have one anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: return texts. thebigcheese 2017-02-17 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ I was really just teasing, Clint. ✉️ Of course I will. I mean, I do. ✉️ Wait. Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thislooksbad 2017-02-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ Oh. Okay. Cool. ✉️ I think it's I will with engagements. We're going to do a proper wedding after this sorts itself out. ✉️ Jess wants a party. ✉️ Well, yeah. Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thebigcheese 2017-02-17 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ Really? I figured this would just be a hit the City Hall affair. ✉️ I mean, we are practically already married. ✉️ And you and Jess have already done your vows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts. thislooksbad 2017-02-17 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	✉️ Nerd. ✉️ We've done our vows. ✉️ But we haven't done them with you. ✉️ You're not a lesser part of this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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