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Clint Barton ➶ Hawkeye ([info]thislooksbad) wrote in [info]jurassiccitycom,
@ 2017-02-15 23:22:00

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Entry tags:clint barton / hawkeye (616), phil coulson (616)

text message to phil.
text message to phil

✉️ What percent are we married?

edit: text messages to jess
✉️ Phil says we're 0% married.
✉️ Can you believe him?

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-16 04:24 am UTC (link)
✉️ Zero percent?

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:28 am UTC (link)
✉️ Phillip!
✉️ That is rude.
✉️ We're at least 60% married.
✉️ I can't believe you said we're 0% married.
✉️ I ordered really nice pizza last night.
✉️ Which we ate with our wife. After we put our daughter to bed.
✉️ While our son was on a date with his boyfriend.
✉️ And then we had a threeway with our wife.
✉️ We are pretty damn married.
✉️ I'm so offended right now.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:30 am UTC (link)
✉️ I'm telling Jess.

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
✉️ You didn't specify figurative marriage.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:33 am UTC (link)
✉️ Our marriage is very real if not literal.

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
✉️ I would say it's probably higher than 60%.
✉️ 75% at least.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
✉️ Thank you.
✉️ Jess says you were very rude.

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-16 04:52 am UTC (link)
✉️ I thought you meant literally.
✉️ And legally.
✉️ Figurative shouldn't have had to be answered.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:55 am UTC (link)
✉️ Kate and I were talking.
✉️ And I was curious about the percent.
✉️ I mean we're obviously married.
✉️ I would totally for real marry you if I could.
✉️ What about a commitment ceremony? That has less implications of illegality.
✉️ Or maybe dinosaur planets allow polygamy. Polyandry?
✉️ What's the word if your spouses are different genders?

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
✉️ I think in this case, it's just polyamory. No gender definition.
✉️ Triad, I believe, is the official term for a threeway relationship.
✉️ And I would imagine dinosaur planets don't have any laws against it.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 05:02 am UTC (link)
✉️ You're probably right.
✉️ Triad. I like it.
✉️ Great. Because Jess and I are going to marry the heck out of you.

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-16 05:05 am UTC (link)
✉️ You're adorable.
✉️ You're both adorable.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
✉️ Right. Never officially asked.
✉️ Phillip J. Coulson, would you like to be 100% literally married to me and Jess?

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-17 08:30 pm UTC (link)
✉️ You think you're going to get away with not getting me a ring?

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-17 08:35 pm UTC (link)
✉️ Well, obviously I'm getting you a ring.
✉️ I mean, I was going to do a wedding ring anyway. But I can do an engagement ring too.
✉️ By which I mean I kind of have one anyway.

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-17 08:40 pm UTC (link)
✉️ I was really just teasing, Clint.
✉️ Of course I will. I mean, I do.
✉️ Wait. Really?

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
✉️ Oh. Okay. Cool.
✉️ I think it's I will with engagements. We're going to do a proper wedding after this sorts itself out.
✉️ Jess wants a party.
✉️ Well, yeah. Of course.

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[info]thebigcheese
2017-02-17 08:50 pm UTC (link)
✉️ Really? I figured this would just be a hit the City Hall affair.
✉️ I mean, we are practically already married.
✉️ And you and Jess have already done your vows.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-17 08:54 pm UTC (link)
✉️ Nerd.
✉️ We've done our vows.
✉️ But we haven't done them with you.
✉️ You're not a lesser part of this.

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[info]venomblasts
2017-02-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
✉️ How rude.
✉️ Tell him I said I'm very disappointed in him.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
✉️ Right?
✉️ I told him.
✉️ I love you.

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[info]venomblasts
2017-02-16 04:51 am UTC (link)
✉️ Good.
✉️ I love you too.
✉️ Who did you get stuck with?

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:53 am UTC (link)
✉️ Some blonde.
✉️ Her name is Emma?

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[info]venomblasts
2017-02-16 04:56 am UTC (link)
✉️ Could I take her in a fight?

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:57 am UTC (link)
✉️ Absolutely.

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[info]venomblasts
2017-02-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
✉️ Good to know.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 04:55 am UTC (link)
✉️ What if we did marry Phil?

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[info]venomblasts
2017-02-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
✉️ I think that's a great idea.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
✉️ Awesome.
✉️ Once this is sorted out, obviously.
✉️ I'm choosing to believe dinosaur land does not care how many spouses you have.

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[info]venomblasts
2017-02-16 06:16 am UTC (link)
✉️ Definitely after.
✉️ A good party is just what this town needs after
✉️ Dinosaur land does seem pretty zen about that sort of thing.

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[info]thislooksbad
2017-02-17 08:24 pm UTC (link)
✉️ Awesome.
✉️ It'll be the best party.
✉️ I just asked Phil if he wants to be 100% married to us.

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