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Steve Rogers is so smol. (tinysteve) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:31:00

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! network post, dc (film/tv): monty, marvel (film/tv): bucky barnes (au), marvel (film/tv): steve rogers (au), stranger things: steve harrington, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

That movie last night was pretty neat. Thanks again, other-Steve, for putting that all together.

Now that things feel a little less impossible, I figured I can try this again.

Hey Internet(? Right?), my name's Steve Rogers. Not the big, impressive one people seem to think, but still me. I figured it was about time I tried pulling my weight around here, so help me out: who needs an extra set of hands for a project? I'd prefer something more like 'kitchen duty' or 'record keeping', but I'll try anything twice.

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	tinysteve 2025-03-09 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Well, if there's one thing I learned about myself, it's that I'm always up for options. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I'll tell you all about it. And what I know about the double meanings. You've got to be careful about the produce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Is there something wrong with the fruits? (A question my adopted Nona would ask me and my buddy all the time.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 02:34 am UTC (link)
	🍑 I hope there's nothing wrong with the fruits! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 02:39 am UTC (link)
	What good's a tiny picture of a peach? Is it supposed to be like a heart? We were doing just fine until I got kidnapped on my way to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 02:42 am UTC (link)
	A butt. Well, you know, at least you got out of work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 02:46 am UTC (link)
	[...] Oh, okay, you know I can see that. Don't go around calling people 'Peaches' anymore. I'll make a note. I didn't mind the diner so much. Got all the coffee I could drink, and it was Nona's roast day. Best dinner of the week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I think you can still say it, but, you know, the emojis have a double meaning. And if a guy sends you an eggplant, think twice. That does sound nice, actually. I'd be dangerous with that much coffee available to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Eggplant??? That's optimistic. Or terrifying. If I'm picking up what you're putting down. You say that like I'm not. But it kept most folks from messing with me, and got them their food on time, so nobody really complained. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You are, and I think it's sheer optimism. 🤏 If you're picking up what I'm putting down. I can totally picture it. Steve the over-caffeinated waiter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm not here to shame anybody, it's just. You gotta be honest about that kind of thing, right? Expectation versus reality. And these were Italians, which means they sometimes made the mistake of giving me actual espresso. When it didn't make my heart feel like it was going to explode, those were the fun days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I haven't got either but I can definitely agree about honesty. I miss espresso. I had one once. It was so good. I think I saw sounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 03:35 am UTC (link)
	You haven't got Wow, sorry, yeah. Honesty is good! If I manage to find a moka pot around here, I'll try to work some diner magic for both our sakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Expectations or reality! I have no idea what that is but I'll help you look, if it gets us diner magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 03:40 am UTC (link)
	That makes way more sense! And honestly sometimes it's better not to have expectations. It's a little metal coffee pot. Way better than the percolators that use the little glass pots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I learned that lesson. 💅 I think I know what you mean. If the kitchen doesn't have it, maybe another building will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Do I want to know what 'painting your nails' means? My money is on 'hidden backstage in the theatre'. Trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 04:16 am UTC (link)
	That one's harder to describe, it's more of a vibe. I totally believe it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I am ready for 'a vibe' over these messages. I say we start the search there. Then, if we find something, the rest of it can be properly caffeinated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-03-09 04:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll take it slow. Perfect! That's where we'll begin rummaging. [Steve] Just give me about ten hours to lay on the Green hoping a guy talks to me and then I'll be good to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinysteve 2025-03-09 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Boy, I've heard that one before. Great. Just shout when you're ready. [Monty] Ten hours seems like either way too much time to wait, or not enough to find you a whole new guy. I'm guessing this is one guy in particular? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve un_familiar 2025-03-09 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I don't know if it's too much or not enough time either. Oh, for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Monty/Steve tinysteve 2025-03-09 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you've picked a guy I'm leaning towards too much time. You got legs, you can always go find him to talk if you want. So: dish. Who's the guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Monty/Steve un_familiar 2025-03-09 04:31 am UTC (link)
	There's complications. Wally. The very straight ghost. You probably can't see him but trust me when I say that he is absolutely gorgeous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Monty/Steve tinysteve 2025-03-09 04:35 am UTC (link)
	There's always complications. You got this thing, and those little pictures. What's stopping you from talking to him? I don't think I've seen a Wally, no. [...] Damn, wait, the ghost think wasn't a joke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)