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[Jun. 19th, 2017|08:56 pm] |
SLYTHERINS.How do you tell if someone is setting you up for an elaborate joke where you're the punchline? |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2017|03:16 pm] |
SUSAN.Hey, Susan. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2017|07:22 pm] |
ZACHARIAS.Did you see the news dispatch about the Bullstrodes? |
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[May. 28th, 2017|03:35 pm] |
Dwigt is NOT dead, despite what the younger years might be saying. He'll probably outlive us all.
SLYTHERINS.For some time now Daphne and I have been planning a trip to Northern California (specifically Benicia, Vallejo, Lake Berryessa, and San Francisco). We're going to solve the Zodiac Killer mystery. Don't tell us we can't, because we will. The only problem is that with all the [...] war stuff we might be detained for a while. Because we're all implicit for being part of the IS and I'm SO STUPID for joi At any rate, we well hopefully be going to California later this summer. Would anyone like souvenirs? [...] Or to join us? More heads are better, etc. |
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[Apr. 11th, 2017|06:52 pm] |
I hate Liverpool.
SLIME 7.Girls night this week? At someone else's because I HATE LIVERPOOL? |
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[Mar. 26th, 2017|07:31 pm] |
SLYTHERINS.If you hear strange warbling coming from the far right corner of the common room, don't be alarmed. It's just a little bit of slime that Daphne and I may have overzealously charmed, but it won't bite. Ha ha. But really, don't go near it. We're figuring it out. It feels like this weekend lasted for exactly 35 seconds. At least the Blue Sweater Vest made an appearance. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2017|08:26 pm] |
Not to be rude, but it definitely looks like you're wanking off when you use the UroClub. What a terrible, gross product. The muggles really screwed the pooch on this one. Besides, can't you just vanish |
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[Feb. 18th, 2017|09:30 pm] |
Saturday is my favourite day of the week. I wish it was always Saturday.
SLYTHERINS.I need volunteers to test out my new edible slime recipes. Any takers? |
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