Apparently everyone else can talk about their sex lives, but I can't complain about not getting any. And...he found out about me asking Oliver to the Moon-Calf Dance , even though I told him it's not a date because Oliver wanted to go as mates....
And now he's finding my date to the Malfoy Ball?
He may have suggested the entirety of the Falcons.
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Maybe I should just let the bitch twins give me a makeover.
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[Oliver]
Sorry about that. Zach demanded to know who I was taking as my date to the Mooncalf thing, and even though I told him FIVE times we were just going as friends and it wasn't a date, he lost it.
Apparently I continue to be everyone's little sister, and he's now apparently trying to get me to take the entirety of the Falcons to the Malfoy ball.