I swear to whatever higher power that might be there had it in for me this morning. Everything that could go wrong practically did. I'm half-amazed I made it to my desk in one piece and five minutes to spare versus my normal twenty.
[Hufflepuffs '98] Let it never be said that I don't up to my own questionable decisions as it seems that I took hump day quite literally this week. Woke up this morning beside a guy I'm pretty sure could bench press me without breaking much of a sweat.
That's not the bad decision part. He's a damned closet case.