Don't talk shite about the King. Don't get arrested over your big bloody mouth. Wow, so that article in the Prophet, what a bloody dumbarse and his heaping crock of shite. Sometimes I wonder if the royals say things just to be able to hear themselves speak? I mean, I know I ruddy well do at times, but I'm not on a platform quite like someone such as royalty either.
Mum, don't kill me but I'm not going to make it to Sunday dinner tonight and neither is Maria. We're going to go out, on a date... with each other... so yeah. We won't be there tonight.
Where do you take girls on a date anyway? I know it involves food but what is date-worthy?