Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job.
[Maria]
I am glad you were found and are on the mend. I'm sorry that you had to endure what you did. I would have stopped in for a visit but two Snivellus' would have been rather suspicious, and quite frankly, double the ugly. I'm not sure the world could handle that much.
[Callum]
I do hope you're doing fine? I know we haven't touched base in a while. I've been a bit preoccupied.
[Snivellus]
Don't expect messages like this one often. But I know how much in love you are and couldn't disappoint.