WHAT THE FUCK! SOMEONE BETTER START EXPLAINING TO ME WHERE MY SHIT IS AND WHY NO ONE WILL FUCKING LISTEN TO ME DOWN HERE! I'M THE FUCKING GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD, BITCHES!
If anyone is interested (ahem, Chad), we'll be working out and sparring bright and early in the morning at [location]. It'll be hard to miss. Pretty sure there are only three of us with wings here, and all three should be there.