'Kid's don't deserve bacon,' Katie teased, laying down in front of the fire. The sheep skin rug was incredibly warm and comforting and after the emotional roller-coaster ride, she just wanted to bask in the warmth of the flames. 'Their tastebud aren't mature or diverse enough to appreciate the complex nature of bacon.
'A child, for example, will love any kind of bacon. A true worshiper only loves properly smoked, thick cut and juicy bacon. Clearly.