♟ IRIY. MYTHOBOX.

Where are you.

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Instead of worrying about finals, I've chosen to watch opera flash mobs on Youtube.

I really need to talk some friends into doing one with me. . . it looks like fun.

So here we are, gathered like a bunch of hens. How cute! But Greeks, please! Let's try to get a handle on our property. They cannot be allowed to think they have a fresh start. Once conquered, always conquered, thank you very much. Silly little Trojans.

If someone could kindly point me in the direction of one Agamemnon, rightful ruler of Mycenae, I'd be...well. You'd get a thank you from a princess and queen. That should sustain you until I see where the information takes me.

Also, Auntie Helen~ I see no one's marked your throat yet. ♥ So it's still mine, mine, mine~ Achilles, how lucky you are that Iphigenia isn't here. That poor fool really thought she was meant for you. Isn't that funny? The event only worked out for me. And Chrysothemis was always a wallflower, entirely useless and weak. Daddy, Daddy, if you had lived you would have seen just me. Is anyone else of mild significance around or is that about it?

Probably not. Whatever~

I do what I want because I'm bloody free to do so. Apollo or whoever holds no sway over me.

Bloody fucking hell.

What a lovely day. ♥ The weather is charming, Spring fashions and all.

This shit again. Seriously.

There's something very wrong with my fridge! Very! I mean, last time I checked it wasn't supposed to be harboring all kinds of spores and keeping my food warm. Ah~! How am I going to pay for this again??

And also.

ROLL CALL. Who is here that I know??

It is a curious day.

[Filter: Trojans]

Achilles is here, please do not engage him. It is not my wish to see anyone hurt - revenge doesn't matter anymore.

Hi. I'm- fuck, I can't write that

Are you there?