Invol Says shit

Meg: too bad Anthony's dead he'd make an awesome doula

Laura (1:12:56 AM): vol butt hunterp
Laura (1:13:05 AM): ... VOUNTY
Laura (1:13:10 AM): BOUNTY***

p.s. is this the first post-game invol_says? :(

Emily: matty :(
Larissa: it's ok
Emily: :( :( :(
Larissa: invol is ending with this scene
where an unknown vol slips into the morgue, and suddenly, someone groans/cries out from inside.
spoiler alert it was TEAGAN. From ages ago. Cause she could revive dead people.
THE END.
Emily: oh god
zombie matty
Larissa: doing thriller moves to boner jams
Emily: LKJFOIJFOeiwfjOIEJfEJF
can you put this in invol_says pls

Heather: i mean vol squad really should have used the reject students
Heather: as human shields
Heather: "oh you can protect the ones we DO want"
Meg: fjklsa;jfd;sjf;dajfd;a
Lou: lol
Lou: well
Lina: Hahahaha
Katy: LOL
Lou: why do you think they kept lilja and anthony out of the field
Lou:"sure chris, go ahead."

Larissa: Valya can be like, "look, I'm sorry your young paramour is dead and the other one started eating people."
Larissa: :| :| :|
Heather: LKASJDFKLSAJFKLASJDFKALSJFKADSLFJAKSJFAKSDLFJAKSDLFJKLASFJKDLSJFKLSAJFKLASJFLKSAFJ

MEG: Hello?
KATI: I'm driving behind a car. The license plate says "CARTER"
MEG: Oh my god he did get out of the Australian desert.
KATI: Apparently, Carter is a bowler from Illinois.

Flyspeck 42 (3:09:43 AM): lol when i saw connor's vi narrative
Flyspeck 42 (3:09:51 AM): with its fucking character death warning
Flyspeck 42 (3:09:52 AM): i was like
Flyspeck 42 (3:09:57 AM): EVERYONE ALEX HAS SEX WITH DIES
Flyspeck 42 (3:10:00 AM): WATCH OUT CORALIE
Laura (3:10:06 AM): HJKDSFSDLJFDFKLJ
Laura (3:10:22 AM): "alex's dick did this," she whispered. her eyes closed.
Laura (3:10:26 AM): last line of our log true story
Lou (3:10:27 AM): lol
Flyspeck 42 (3:10:27 AM): HAHAHAHAHA

(2:13:11 AM) Mike: alex is gonna get a giant back tattoo with marine and nolan as two angels
(2:13:36 AM) Mike: and then not be allowed in a jewish cemetery when he kills himself

Lou: man the forms they have to sign to get those bodies sent back home are probably so numerous
Nell: The guards are probably done by military stuff; maybe some of the countries will find a way to grandfather the students with those transports in some cases? But... probably mountains of paperwork. :-\
Lou: clara should just burn them all and mix them with glitter and then the surviving students can throw their friends at each other whilst ke$ha's "die young" plays
Lou: ke$ha party~
Nell: Whose parents would mind THAT dignified sendoff, after all?
Lou: lol
Meg: jfkldsa;jfd;a oh god
Meg: lbr any time any of these vols hears Die Young
Meg: they start crying
Lou: hahaha
Lou: nope you cannot ruin that song for mason
Meg: BUT ENVER
Lou: enver probably loves that song
Meg: Jodi really will serenade him with a Glee arrangement of some song

( Tweak is just as upset by recent developments as we are )

( Only as I post this, he is mocking me again. )

Raina: will all of the dropped chars come back in narrative fashion
Raina: IVI's greatest hits
Lou: hahaha
Lou: well i did say that silas is gonna eat a rare first edition in the library and marius was gonna pop up and be gross
Lou: *cross
Raina: vmcdlofjiodsjfsd
Raina: marius pops up
Heather: lol
Raina: "HOW DARE YOU"
Raina: "marius bro where you been"
Raina: "oh just hangin out in the rare books section the last 6 months nbd"

Kati: So as long as cati doesn't eat out Kim it should be fine
Kati: Rat out
Connor: lmao
Kati: Nsfoslna
Connor: omg
Kati: Autocorrect

Heather:
oh jk
iti s like all of swan but carter marty and sel
Lou:
lol
Heather:
someone should be like ...great
THE VR IS HERE
AND I AM STUCK WITH ALL OF SWAN IN THE FUCKING WAREHOUSE
Natalie:
coralie
Heather:
kjsaldfjas

Heather: LOL yes i should get someone to put them on the sex web. or we can say they do it after this log.
Alya: LMAO SEX WEB WHAT WE HAVE ONE????
Heather: ..... you didn't know we had a sex web?

Raina: oh i finally downloaded yeezus
Lou: were you on the shitty ivi internet?
Lou: is that why it took you so long

MEG: QUESTION
SARAH: sup
MEG: Does the IVF have like, a flag?
SARAH: yes, it is a rainbow with a smiley face
MEG: LMFAO
SARAH: actually we have had this conversation before (royal we) but I can't remember what happened
MEG: It doesn't matter what it looks like
just if they have one
SARAH: yes they have one
MEG: okay great
SARAH: Cat thinks it's yellow
MEG: with a rainbow and a smiley face
SARAH: yep
and a thumbs up
MEG: two people hugging
SARAH: it looks like this: http://rlv.zcache.com/smiley_face_rainbow_and_flower_hippy_pattern_card-rd110e2d82883495aab4f018889018034_xvuak_8byvr_216.jpg Except the smiley face is like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PLJ69PKpjxY/T0PyhdvGeAI/AAAAAAAAAEU/bAUOwQmJWaA/s1600/SmileyFace_ThumbsUp.jpg

Ryan: There's only one solution. Give Oscar a chip.

Emily: You cannot to be a Vol Undergrounder, Oscar. You are a broom.

Laura (1:56:30 AM): PEED THEMSELVES AS ASNALE????
Laura (1:56:40 AM): ummmm
Laura (1:56:44 AM): *pbed themselves as snape

Loren: People are always talking about the practice animals
Loren: Where do they go when training is over? WHO KNOWS
Jillian: o.O
Jillian: pokeballs
Loren: LOL