this man talks to flowers. (creamandcrimson) wrote in invol_rpg, @ 2013-04-07 00:51:00 |
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Entry tags: | brad swartz |
Drunk voicemail left for Brad at 9AM Sunday morning by his sister.
"BRAD. BRAD. BRAD. YOU ARE IN VANITY FAIR. DID YOU KNO - hold on Alice I am leaving a voice mail for Brad and he only gets so many minutes - oh you are totally right, voicemail probably doesn't eat up his minutes BUT BRAD YOU ARE IN VANITY FAIR AND THAT IS A FUCKING BIG DEAL - Katie what time is it in Australia - LOOK IT UP OKAY. [pause and there is the sounds of people laughing and chatting in the background]. OKAY OKAY SORRY I did like five shots really quick but. I can't believe you are in Vanity Fair that is so cool and everyone is talking about it on campus. It's so AWESOME and this totally makes up for the - okay no it doesn't but BRAD you're in Vanity Fair. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE READ VANITY FAIR? Okay I should go now because you're probably eating breakfast or something but I LOVE YOU and I am sorry we fought the last time we talked and I AM SO PROUD OF YOU RIGHT NOW. Bye."
hours later Brad calls his sister back and leaves a voicemail
"I think you are drunk and I hope you are sleeping it off now and drank lots of water. Love you too."