decided not run for this student council shite because that's all it really is. how many people even got asked if they WANT one in the first place? i sure as fuck don't. they're not going to do shit anyway. just another pointless thing that doesn't mean anything to them to keep you guys complacent. fuck it. going to jump off the roof in protest.
[ooc: Mal will jump off the roof (of the boy's dorms?) a few minutes after posting this, but he'll liquefy himself in mid-air. He'll be fine; it's all just for kicks.]