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Tweak says, "You know, the success pie."

noah. (taller) wrote in installment,
@ 2022-03-14 13:41:00

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narration: network, zzdrop: noah curran

In case you're all wondering, the ferry only leaves for the mainland once a day at 6am apparently. Only took me about 2.5 hours of waiting at the wrong time to figure that out. 😎

Anyway, here's a game: AMA. Comment with your name if you're okay with other folks asking you questions.

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	misplace 2022-03-15 01:29 am UTC (link)
	There's as many princes here as evil stepmothers, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grrr 2022-03-15 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Mine's in the bleeding username, darling dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-15 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Made friends with any inanimate objects yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grrr 2022-03-15 02:19 am UTC (link)
	You mean monkeys and I don't know about befriended, but I've met loads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-15 02:22 am UTC (link)
	[...] I did not mean monkeys. [...] Are there monkeys here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

grrr
2022-03-15 02:38 am UTC (link)

In Beauty and the Beast, everyone in the castle except for the Beast was turned into an inanimate outdoor statue, not an animate household object.

Objects did move on their own, but it was because of the magic of fairy spirits like these wisps, not because the objects themselves were alive.

Beauty was assisted around the castle by fairy spirits who had turned themselves into monkeys and used parrots to translate what they were saying so that Beauty could understand them. Monkeys filled the roles you'd associate with Lumiere, Cogsworth, Wardrobe Lady, and etc.

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	misplace 2022-03-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
	[...] I'd only seen the old movie when I was babysitting. Monkeys are persona non grata for me. I repeat: are your friends, the monkeys, here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tirefire 2022-03-15 02:44 am UTC (link)
	ohhhh omg it's because she's the tin man LMAO (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-15 02:45 am UTC (link)
	They shriek, they're sharp, and they smell. They can fuck right off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tirefire 2022-03-15 02:46 am UTC (link)
	don't worry. i can handle tin. like. magically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Hold on, I'm trying to decide if I should explain to you that I'm not actually the bionic woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tirefire 2022-03-15 02:49 am UTC (link)
	you can take what i said literally or figuratively xx (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-16 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Both. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teratology 2022-03-15 02:47 am UTC (link)
	🙊 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You can stay but the emoji's on thin-fucking-ice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	grrr 2022-03-15 02:57 am UTC (link)
	They are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misplace 2022-03-15 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Gross. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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