Rennervate In Character

Don't you just fuckin hate it when your wife takes all the fucking coffee in the morning?

Goodness. What a whirlwind the last few weeks have been. Ginny's officially one year old, Percy's officially six, and Bill's down to his last week before Hogwarts. I suppose this is my way of apologizing for not being more sociable lately, but there's been quite a bit to do, with the lot of them all needing things at once--even the ones who shouldn't need anything are quite a bit put out about all the attention being elsewhere.

Not that I'm complaining. It'll all feel quite a bit smaller in a week, and I'm afraid I'm far from ready for it.

[ORDER FRIENDS AND BILIUS]*
We're having a wee gathering in the garden on Saturday--officially it's to send Bill off, but Percy at least will be wanting reminders that you knew it was his birthday yesterday, so while gifts are far from expected, you might listen to him go on a bit about whatever he's reading this week.
Ginny will be content to babble incoherently at you, so I don't think she's expecting much in the way of birthday greetings.


[[*P. much the entire order because Molly loves all of you but ask if you have questions.]]

Turns out I'm a terrible pet parent. I thought Octavia was getting a bit pudgy, so I'd asked the neighbors not to feed her if she got up to their doors. Apparently I should've been less worried about neighborhood food bowls and more about neighborhood tomcats. If anyone's been thinking of adopting a Kneazle, there's seven bleary-eyed kittens who'll be needing homes very shortly.

[DMLE]
Whoever isn't rinsing out their dishes and is just leaving them in the sink, please remember that it is not Bertha's job to wash your dishes for you. We're all grown-ups here and we clean up after ourselves. Thank you.

[MARINETTE]
Dunno if you read this bit, but there are seven kittens in my house and I suggest you and Nico come over at once. I'll feed you. I might even let you bottle-feed one of them.

I JUST FOUND A TRAIL OF SWEETS, KIRSTY IF IT LEADS TO A BOX AND I GET TRAPPED FOREVER THEN JUST REMEMBER ME AS I WAS NOT AS THE ME TRAPPED IN A BOX