Damocles Belby (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} damoclesbelby) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} incipimusiterum, |
You surprise me. I never knew there was a "not-really-a-get-flowers-kind-of-girl" type. If there is such a thing, you are not it. Although, inarguably, pint and cheese also sounds great if done earnestly.
That is not the kind of story I was expecting. A terrible thing, and unnecessary as well. I must admit that I was not sharp enough to come up with snappy retorts when I was younger in similar situations. But it should be of some comfort, surely, that such a base creature is not you real fiancé. He should be blacklisted from the Neep.
You are too kind and patient with, as your friends said, an 'old man'.
Best,
Damocles.