AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!![There’s a rather well dressed man randomly seen standing and patting his face furiously as though it’s somehow foreign to him.] My face! My beautiful face! Wha- what happened?! What is- [He gasps, holding his nose] Oh, no. No, no, no! Not my well chiselled nose! One of my best features! And these - what are these?! [He tugs on his ears till they hurt.] Ow!
I’m… I’m hideous! Oh, why? Why, why,
why?! Why couldn’t it have been Pumbaa?
[He stumbles back and buries his face into his hands, hand which he immediately pulls away from his face and stares at.] I've become a monster!