InsaneJournal

Vol. 2 Issue 1
Well, well kiddies, it seems that Idris has reopened after all. How wonderful for all of us, especially some of you who had some less than fantastic breaks. Allow me to welcome you all back with the obligatory new year issue. All this dirt made me realize just how much I’ve missed all of you. You know you feel the same.

The Summer and Return Dish:

It seems that Queen V was arrested over the summer following her mysterious disappearance from school earlier this year. I guess one shouldn’t be too surprised that she went postal, should they?

And what’s this? Our beloved former Head Girl, Bee has gone and disappeared herself? Poor Little Shepherd, he must be absolutely heartbroken that she left without so much as a word. I have to admit I’m a little sad myself, any girl willing to make the Weaver lose his lunch is my kind of girl.

My informants tell me that Fly Boy got himself into a lot of trouble over break. Got yourself a bit of a criminal record going darling. That might be a problem for the administration. Could this be a result of your darling party girl ex disappearing too? My advice to you sweetheart, might be best to start moving on before it gets really pathetic.

It seems Fail Horse and Sleepy are back. Fail Horse will be coaching and Sleepy on patrol duty. I have to wonder when they’ll find the time to gross out the rest of the school with some more blatant incest. Get a room. Oh and Sleepy for the record you did not look all that fantastic as a girl at the Winter Formal last year. I’ve also heard mention that Shepherd is moving in with you guys. Planning to rope him into your lovefest are we? Maybe even mend his broken heart?

Lil Mouse, got new parents over the summer. I’m not sure how one goes about that but he pulled it off. So Lil Mouse, how does it feel? Has freedom gone to your head yet? No more big bad lion to chase you around.

Spotted TB and JAM having a very wet reunion by the lake. But was that all? You two seem quite pleased with yourselves over the journals. Things get more heated in private did they?

My informants tell me that Lovely L spent some time in Italy this summer with Nymphet D, and DH. I’m sure it was very kosher on the surface but who knows. My informants are never wrong and there was mention of Lovely L picking up a man or two over her stay for some hot TLC, if you know what I mean.

Prefect N, oh darling Prefect N – I’m sorry that was a recording taking advantage of my speech to text. But who was the fantastic blond beauty on your arm this summer? She most definitely wasn’t Nymphet D, but after how things ended (or didn’t end) last year I really cannot blame you for replacing her with well such an obvious trade up. Hope things didn’t end quite as disastrously.

Flirty D spent her summer all animal and very little human. I don’t believe that’s very healthy sweetheart. A trip to Hewer’s office might be in your future. I can just imagine what sort of drama prompted that reaction. I hope you didn’t kill anything bigger than another wild animal. People might get a little upset if you did.

Prefect L was spotted outside her dorm earlier this week having a particularly charged discussion with Weaver. Darlings as Senator A said you are behaving every bit like a pair of seven year olds on the playground. All that tension, you know eventually you two will just snap and I can’t wait to print that.

Queenie spent several days with a very hunky man over the summer. Sequestering yourself alone is not the best way to keep up a good reputation, but then now you’re Head Girl so that isn’t important is it?

Well that's all I have this time. Till next time Idris.

You know you love me,

XOXO Gossip Girl

((OOC: This was posted during the night Christmas Eve. The newsletter is anonymous so no one knows that Clara sent this out.))