OMG I haven't laughed this hard since... um... well i can't remember, which goes to show how fun this was to read!!! It was possibly the PERFECT gift, especially right after my last exam and thus was a great way to de-stress!! Oh gosh, this is nothing like I'd imagined. It's WAY better!! You've taken my kinks and made them all into something SO creative!! And funny!! And you even added the sex at the foot of the bed! LOL. I didn't think anyone would take on that idea, so YAY!
I also really like that you incorporated into the fic Remus's teenage crush on Sirius! That was absolutely adorable. I can totally see him just staring at Sirius's lips like a lost puppy. You have no idea how cute I personally find that ^_^ And object/food!sex. OH. MY. GOD. OH MY GOD. *dies*
thank you, mystery author! This was such a creative and fun fic! You completely made my day!! <3333