Wow! This whole fic is wonderful! The image you painted of Kingsley, esp with the ice cream, made me wish you'd picked him as your character. The back story on Fortesque is wonderful and the mad rush to get the maduro splits -- ROTFL! As for Percy, he really is perfect. I just cracked up when he hopped out of the bathroom stall to wash the plaintain! *dies* The whole thing was hot and sticky and yummy!