I love that you started this with the resurrection stone. I have this pet peeve about Harry going back for it, because it makes so much sense! Also, resurrection by wank - that's one hell of a good idea! Huge kudos to you! (And this fest has made me read Snarry again. Dammit. Darn good writers and darn good fest ;-) )
Btw. you also win at first lines. That cracked me up *G*