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This is so fun and I'm really bummed I couldn't sign up for the fest itself so I dug out this wank filk I wrote a while back. I Drink Alone

I Wank Alone

I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want Prongs talkin' to me.
Just me and my lubed up palm.
That's all I ever need.

Cause I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I started to jack my beanstalk
Until I made it cream.

And I wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my friend Rosie Palm,
We walked Willie 'til he was red.

And We wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We wanked alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Well, the wizarding world done gave up on me,
And it makes me feel oh so bad.
The only ones who'll hang out with me
are Wormtail, Prongs, and Pads.

And we wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We wank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I wank alone, I prefer to be by myself.

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