Okay, this is the wrong reaction to have, but as soon as I finished this I started giggling and I haven't stopped. Because, omg, I can't help picturing the look on Snape's face when he finds out RON is the one who gets the sword. *giggles more*
But omg, this was wonderful. I had a moment of "eep" when I read him sliding his cock along the blade (flat of, but still! Don't slip!!), and then the yumminess of it all caught up with me. Awesome fic, dear author!