Sign-Ups Closed!
HP Wankfest 2008 sign-ups are now CLOSED!
The response has been unbelievable. We have a grand total of 105 claims! That's (if our math is correct) 80 participants writing about or drawing 43 characters pleasuring themselves in 58 locations with 62 objects!
You all are a collective wank machine!
Coming in May:
Albus Severus Potter at a wizarding portrait with Snape's buttons. Albus Severus Potter in Diagon Alley with some wizarding pornography. Antonin Dolohov in a Hogwarts classroom with a mirror. Argus Filch in Filch's office with a wand. Argus Filch in the Staff Room with a Howler. Bill Weasley at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with a flying motorbike. Bill Weasley at Shell Cottage with hair. Bill Weasley in Beauxbatons' flying carriage with a chocolate frog card. Cedric Diggory at Nelson's Column with a Deluminator. Charlie Weasley at the Hog's Head with some Spellotape. Charlie Weasley in the Quidditch locker room with a golden snitch. Charlie Weasley at the Shrieking Shack with Padfoot's collar. Charlie Weasley in Hagrid's hut with a pumpkin. Dobby in Moaning Myrtle's toilet with Harry's glasses. Dolores Umbridge in the Minister of Magic's office with Moody's magical eye. Draco Malfoy at Malfoy Manor with Harry's glasses. Draco Malfoy in a Hogwarts common room with Veritaserum. Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's dressing room with a hair ribbon. Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's dressing room with socks. Draco Malfoy in the Hogwarts dungeons with a Devil's Snare. Elphias Doge at Dumbledore's tomb with a wizarding photograph. Fred Weasley in the Hogwarts Trophy Room with socks. Gilderoy Lockhart in a Hogwarts classroom with a mirror. Gilderoy Lockhart in the Headmaster's office with a chocolate frog card. Gilderoy Lockhart in the Hogwarts dungeons with Padfoot's collar. Gilderoy Lockhart in the Staff Room with an action figure. Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with a Time Turner. Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with Snape's buttons. Harry Potter at Malfoy Manor with a quill. Harry Potter in a theatre with his glasses. Harry Potter in Snape's office with a Pensieve. Harry Potter in Snape's office with a stirring rod. Harry Potter in the broom shed with a pair of knickers. Harry Potter in the Forbidden Forest with white peacock feathers. Harry Potter in the Hogwarts dungeons with the Resurrection Stone. Harry Potter in the Prefect's bath with the Invisibility Cloak. Harry Potter in the Quidditch locker room with a pair of knickers. Harry Potter in the Room of Requirement with gloves. Harry Potter in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with a magical sex toy. Harry Potter on the Knight Bus with a House scarf. Hermione Granger in a Hogwarts classroom with a wizarding Christmas cracker. Hermione Granger in the Hogwarts library with a parchment/scroll. Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a hair ribbon. Hermione Granger in the Restricted Section with a magical sex toy. James Potter in a secret passageway with a hair ribbon. James Potter Jr. and Scorpius Malfoy at the Whomping Willow with a candle. Kreacher at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with a pair of knickers. Lavender Brown in Greenhouse Five with the Sword of Gryffindor. Lily Evans in a magical boat with fruits and vegetables. Lucius Malfoy at a wizarding portrait with a Daydream Charm. Lucius Malfoy in a Gringott's vault with a flying carpet. Lucius Malfoy in a tree with a rubber chicken. Luna Lovegood at the Whomping Willow with a magical dildo. Luna Lovegood in a tree with a Weasley jumper. Minerva McGonagall in the Room of Requirement with a mirror. Neville Longbottom in Greenhouse Five with a Devil's Snare. Neville Longbottom in Greenhouse Five with a Mimbulus Mimbletonia. Neville Longbottom in St. Mungo's with a chocolate frog card. Neville Longbottom in the Forbidden Forest with a mandrake. Neville Longbottom in the Hogwarts dorms with a Viktor Krum action figure. Neville Longbottom in the Hogwarts dungeons with Snape's buttons. Neville Longbottom in the Room of Requirement with a Remembrall. Nymphadora Tonks at the Quidditch World Cup with a Weasley jumper. Nymphadora Tonks on the Knight Bus with a crystal ball. Pansy Parkinson in Florian Fortescue's with an Everlasting Icicle. Pansy Parkinson in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with a magical sex toy. Percy Weasley in a Hogwarts classroom with a Daydream Charm. Percy Weasley in Florian Fortescue's with a fruit or vegetable. Percy Weasley in the Brain Room with gloves. Percy Weasley in the Minister of Magic's office with a broom servicing kit. Petunia Dursley at 4 Privet Drive with Harry's wand. Regulus Black at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with Padfoot's collar. Regulus Black in a carriage with a House scarf. Remus Lupin at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place with an Extendable Ear. Ron Weasley at the Quidditch pitch with a Viktor Krum action figure. Ron Weasley in the Gryffindor common room with a wizarding chess piece. Rose Weasley in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with a wizarding chess piece. Salazar Slytherin in the Hogwarts Great Hall with a candle. Scorpius Malfoy at Malfoy Manor with a pair of Omnioculars. Seamus Finnegan in a Hogwarts common room with a lipstick. Severus Snape in a magical tent with a Felix Felicis potion. Severus Snape in Madam Puddifoot's with gloves. Severus Snape in Snape's office with a wizarding photograph. Severus Snape in the Chamber of Secrets with a magical dildo. Severus Snape in the Ford Anglia with a wand. Severus Snape in the Headmaster's office with a riding crop. Severus Snape in the Headmaster's office with a rubber chicken. Severus Snape in the Hogwarts dorms with a broomstick. Severus Snape in the Hogwarts dorms with some wizarding pornography. Severus Snape in the Prefect's bath with a quill. Severus Snape in the Prefect's bath with an Invisibility Cloak. Severus Snape in the Shrieking Shack with the Reserrection Stone. Severus Snape on the Astronomy Tower with a quill. Severus Snape on the Hogwarts Express with a key. Sirius Black in Azkaban with a golden snitch. Sirius Black in Olivander's Wand Shop with a magical, singing dildo. Sirius Black in Padfoot's cave with a dragon's tooth Sirius Black in the Restricted Section with a wizarding chess piece. Teddy Lupin in a secret passageway with the Marauder's Map. The Marauders (yes, all of them!) in the Gryffindor dorms with sherbet lemons. Tom Riddle in a secret passageway with a basilisk fang. Viktor Krum at Durmstrang with a Weasley jumper. Viktor Krum on the Durmstrang ship with ice mice. Vincent Crabbe on the Hogwarts Express with the Hand of Glory. Zacharias Smith in the Hogwarts library with a House scarf.
If you put in a claim but don't see it on the list, email us (wanking.mods@gmail.com) and we'll get it sorted.
Fic/art is due April 16. We'll be posting header codes and giving more detailed information on how to submit your pieces in the next day or two. In the mean time -- make with the self-love! ;)