wanking_mods @ : Wanktastic Poll III
Our last poll, regarding which characters could benefit most from a good wank, had some very clear front runners. In first place was Percy Weasley. Apparently everyone thinks his uptight nature is due to excessive unreleased sexual tension. Second and third places went to Delores Umbridge and Lord Voldemort respectively. So if they spent more time wanking, they'd have less time to be evil dictators..?
Cornelius Fudge, Irma Pince, Molly Weasley, and Vernon Dursley received two votes each, and Kreacher received no votes at all. Apparently whatever is wrong with them cannot be easily remedied with a wank or three. Either that, or no one wants to think about Vernon or Kreacher wanking!
One more poll for your entertainment:
Poll #1450 For God's Sake, Use the Lube!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
Everyone stay tuned for something new and exciting on Thursday!
Our last poll, regarding which characters could benefit most from a good wank, had some very clear front runners. In first place was Percy Weasley. Apparently everyone thinks his uptight nature is due to excessive unreleased sexual tension. Second and third places went to Delores Umbridge and Lord Voldemort respectively. So if they spent more time wanking, they'd have less time to be evil dictators..?
Cornelius Fudge, Irma Pince, Molly Weasley, and Vernon Dursley received two votes each, and Kreacher received no votes at all. Apparently whatever is wrong with them cannot be easily remedied with a wank or three. Either that, or no one wants to think about Vernon or Kreacher wanking!
One more poll for your entertainment:
Poll #1450 For God's Sake, Use the Lube!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
What do wizards use for lube?
View Answers
Lube. Duh.
28 (36.4%)
Lube spell 38 (49.4%)
Another liquid transfigured 7 (9.1%)
Specialty potion supply 32 (41.6%)
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes adult line product 36 (46.8%)
Cooking oil/butter/chocolate sauce/whatever food item is on hand 11 (14.3%)
Something else (tell us in comments!) 4 (5.2%)
Everyone stay tuned for something new and exciting on Thursday!