that was AMAZING. The rubber chicken sets the mood for something funny or cracked out, but this was so serious and *knowing,* the sort of thing everyone who has ever wondered what wanking with a rubber chicken might be like *must read.* Classic sex-positive, educational literature here! Only a matter of time before this becomes part of standard secondary school educational programs, you know, that day when boys and girls meet separately for health class. I envision a kit, with the story, a couple discussion questions about HP books, and your very own rubber chicken. Bravo!