Can I just say, I love that Albus kept a rubber chicken in his loo? LOL
A pervert. He was a pervert to think of doing this, but the chicken's beak was soft and inviting, and he couldn't believe what he was thinking about doing with the feet. -- Hahaha, I can't believe it either! ::snicker::
Far hotter than it has any right to be, I think this fic is up for a "Best Use of Rubber Chicken" award. A fabulous "missing scene;" very canon! ::sporfle::