♥ Snape wanking to dirty thoughts/sekrit dreams of Harry! =) Broomstick up Snape's arse works just as well, b/c now we finally know what it is that makes Snape act as git-like as he does. ;D
And LOL Hedgwig! :3 I think she's fooling herself, personally; how's she going to tell Harry what Snape did, anyway? Sh*te on Snape's head in the Great Hall? XDDDDD I don't think she'd be able to pull it off, but if she can, more power to her! (Pretty sure Snape knows cleaning charms, anyway!^^)