Your comment on wankfest: When the Snake's Away
I couldn't resist the Spell-O-Tape! *LOL* And, hey, wouldn't we all really like to have a magical, singing dildo with Snape's voice?!
I'm glad I hit on your favorite pairing! Sirius and Severus just felt right to use in this way, and truly, they didn't fight me one bit! Much! *LOL*