“Oh, believe me, I never feel uncomfortable around you.”
Oh, this is hilarious. I love Sirius' insistence that he's not gay, and the subtle hints that Remus is. That final image of the book with the replicating charm and Sirius ankle-deep in spunk is just kills me.
Cluedo... What a way to work with the format of the fest. ::chuckle:: Well done. :P