Wow. *swallows* just, yeah. this was sosohot! I'm kind of 'ehh.' about Viktor most of the time, he just isn't one of my favorite characters, but this was amazing. It was totally believable that he'd be snogging Hermione and be aroused by her, but still be hesitant about her age. I loved that he was wandering around on the ship looking for a place to wank, too.
Should he? Would any truly straight man think of this?