hphalloween_mod (hphalloween_mod) wrote in hp_halloween, @ 2007-11-01 12:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | !2007, #het, *parseltounguepen, ^neville/luna, rating: pg13 |
Halloween Gift for wiccarowan
Gift for wiccarowan
From parseltonguepen
Title: After Party Incentive
Rating: PG-13 for language and adult situations.
Pairing.: Luna/Neville
Neville thought Luna was absolutely beautiful, even if he had no idea what she was dressed as. His first impression had been "fairy" since she wore a pair of gauzy butterfly wings, but her shoes were lime green and shaped like frog toes.
On the other hand, Neville's costume was an enormous mustache that Luna had made from bright bits of faux hair, and then insisted he wear it around his neck (he had asked why, since a mustache was worn on the face, but she insisted it would keep his neck warm and because he didn't REALLY want to wear it on his face, he agreed). The ensemble was completed when Luna perched on his shoulder, considerably lightened by a levitation spell.
She'd told him the costume was a "Muggle thing" and he only thought to ask her to explain on their way to the party.
"A mustache ride," she'd said dreamily from her place on his back, "is when a man performs cunnilingus on a woman. Muggles find funny words for these things, don't they?"
"Luna, I can't go to the party as a- as this! Everyone will assume we're....that we're....."
"Don't worry," Luna said absently. "We can do that tonight. Then it won't be a lie, right?"
"That wasn't what I-" Well, no, but he really wouldn't mind, either. "How far is it," he asked instead.