LOL! Whoops! Sorry, it was the recipient whom I think wrote the Snupin Santa I referenced (because this is anon and I honestly have no idea who wrote it *brain iz ded*). In any case, I shall be most intrigued to find out the identity of the worthy author.
Also wanted to add that I think McGonagall would have made an incredible Auror. And the bit about Albus = Slytherin! LMAO! Lovely!