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Hank Griffin (hatesrats) wrote in hotelhellnet,
@ 2012-11-19 15:30:00

Entry tags:

hank griffin, ianto jones, jack harkness, merle dixon, nick burkhardt

Attention!
My friend, Nick keeps trying to act like he's trying to find someone to give a sponge bath for me, but that's all a lie.

He's trying to find a female or man to give him the sponge bath only he's afraid to admit it so he pretends like it's for me. He also loves to be ordered around so someone who can give awesome sponge baths, is the type to toss orders around, and looks good in the uniform should go pay a visit to Nick.

He'll try to deny this, but I promise he's just a little shy. ~~Juliette and Nick are going to kill me for this one.~~ If you have any questions, just ask or if you need me to send you to him just let me know. ~~Payback time!~~

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	coffeexking 2012-11-20 12:50 am UTC (link)
	You have probably made a creepy man in a RAF coat very happy and excited (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Haha, how did I do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coffeexking 2012-11-20 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Your request has a uniform, giving orders, and essentially feeling someone up. Three of his favorite things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Well, I know my friend would love the visit and that he should ignore Nick denying it cause like I said he's shy. ~~I better start sleeping with one eye open.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixed_point 2012-11-20 05:27 am UTC (link)
	51st century hormones. Works every time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
	You two would be a lovely early Christmas gift for my friend since it was near Thanksgiving back in my world when I was taken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixed_point 2012-11-20 05:41 am UTC (link)
	I offer singing telegrams too. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 06:10 am UTC (link)
	And what do you do besides singing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixed_point 2012-11-21 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	What singing, looking good and knowing how to properly wield a sponge isn't enough? You're so demanding! ~~I like it~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gimmeahand 2012-11-20 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hey now. I don't go talking about my favorite things in public. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coffeexking 2012-11-21 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Nor do I. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gimmeahand 2012-11-21 03:13 am UTC (link)
	But you don't mind talking about his, and from what I hear, you're one of them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fixed_point 2012-11-20 05:25 am UTC (link)
	And you're coming with me Yan. Sponge for you Bossy pants for me. Just like Cardiff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gimmeahand 2012-11-20 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Really, not enough booze in the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	coffeexking 2012-11-21 03:09 am UTC (link)
	We've talked about those fetishes of yours Jack. And I don't remember sponge baths in Cardiff ~~I may have blocked them out~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixed_point 2012-11-21 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	And I still say you never know until you try. Okay so it was a stop watch instead of a sponge. You know I think there's a spa here. I bet they have sponges and really big tubs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	agrimm 2012-11-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
	You just had to do that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	You knew it was coming, buddy. Payback is my middle name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agrimm 2012-11-20 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I did. I just didn't think that it would come so soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Who said this is all I plan on doing? This is the only thing I can do right now while in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agrimm 2012-11-20 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I better watch my back after you start feeling better. Who knows what you plan on doing to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hatesrats 2012-11-20 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Sleep with one eye open, Burkhardt. But do be nice to anyone that shows up cause of this ad. Better get ready for that sponge bath, Nick. (Reply to this) (Parent)