Hotel Hell Network

Alright then, just because we're stuck in a time and space traveling hotel so the month keeps changing it's no excuse to skip Christmas. Who's made Christmas dinner before? And what do you all think about a random gift exchange?

My friend, Nick keeps trying to act like he's trying to find someone to give a sponge bath for me, but that's all a lie.

He's trying to find a female or man to give him the sponge bath only he's afraid to admit it so he pretends like it's for me. He also loves to be ordered around so someone who can give awesome sponge baths, is the type to toss orders around, and looks good in the uniform should go pay a visit to Nick.

He'll try to deny this, but I promise he's just a little shy. Juliette and Nick are going to kill me for this one. If you have any questions, just ask or if you need me to send you to him just let me know. Payback time!

Any single women out there? A friend of mine would like someone who isn't crazy and wouldn't mind giving sponge baths. Don't kill me, Hank.

Not once in all of my years of working with the FBI have I ever encountered a ghost.

[Because the Doctor forbade her to sing on the Tardis, Leeloo is now serenading her fellow hotel guests over the network. In Ukrainian. Because she can.]

It's seeming to me, that a silver lining to being taken by this place is that some seem to be getting a second chance. Once you take away the being trapped part that is.

Buy, who knows, maybe its just me.

I FEEL LIKE A RAT IN A CAGE HERE

Alright. Assholes Where can someone find a gun?

What the hell is this place?

And who do I see to get a pair of shiny metal bracelets removed?

The running theory is that I'm dead.

If this is Heaven, I'm sorely disappointed. Although with the seeming emptiness this place gives off, Purgatory is far more likely.

There seem to be a lot of people here now. Are we really all from different places? I'm still not entirely convinced that I'm not having a mental breakdown. I wouldn't be terribly shocked if I were.

No point in dwelling on that, though. I don't know if anyone here could help me if I were having a breakdown. Where's everyone from?