"Seems to be going around in your family," Scorpius muttered. There wasn't a single one who wasn't going batty at this point. Or maybe they'd always been batty and it was a lot more obvious when there were so few of them. "Both being fine and having a minor mental breakdown."
He shook his head. "Nuh uh, you are not doing that with me. I'm not your brother, and you don't have to take care of me," he said. "I'm... not as bad as you and your family. In fact I was looking for my Dad or Al and trying to fix whoever I found." Jamie happened to be the lucky winner in this imaginary lottery.
"Come on, I'll walk with you to your room. You need a shower as much as clean clothes." He spun around and put an arm around Jamie's waist. "Your dad broke up with my dad and Dad is now a mess, Al apparently wants to be minister, and you-. Seriously Jamie, what's going on? Do you want to talk about it? If not, I can keep rambling for a bit." Jamie shouldn't be alone. That must was clear in Scorpius' mind.