"Fine. Veil. Whatever. 'Long as I'm not shaving my beard. Because," Thor leveled a hard look in Loki's direction, "I'm not. Shaving. My beard."
There were certain things a man just shouldn't do. That Loki ran around bare-cheeked the way he did was just plain weird. Thor didn't understand why anybody would want to look ugly on purpose, but there was his friend, scraping anything furry off his face. Speaking of ugly though...
"We're not gonna pin some cloth on me and call it good enough, though." He shook his head. "I'm s'posed to be Freyja. I wanna be pretty."