There was a sound, somewhere between a snort and a snicker-- a snortger? a snickt?-- that came from Thor's face. He wasn't even sure how he made that sound, but he certainly knew why: Loki Getuponthewrongsideofthebedson.
"To drink yourself stupid," he argued, "you gotta start out as something other than stupid to begin with. Ooo, there is another skillet."
After pulling it out, Thor got back to the topic at hand. "Do you think we could stampede a herd a' deer across Bifrost?" He grinned widely. "That'd really tie Heimdal's knickers in a knot, wouldn't it? 'Im and 'is stupid 'Thor can't cross my bridge 'cause 'e'd break it' bullshit, when we all know 'e's just pissed that I nailed 'un a' 'is moms. I should go seduce a couple more. Hey, we can do that after we stampede the reindeer." He eyed Loki critically, "Well, I can. You... eh."