“Alright,” he sighed, assuming Thor would just help himself to whatever he wanted. It wasn't really as if he counted as a guest at this point anyway. Loki had a rule about that, in his house more than once, no longer a guest and make yourself mostly comfortable unless told otherwise. He didn't keep any servants, he sort of hated the idea of that, but... as he looked around the room -which wasn't really dirty as much needing some regular maintaining and decluttering, it was something he may have to consider. Especially if he remained firm in this idea of never taking a wife again.
Loki started explaining about the first time he happened upon her, while she was making paint and standing about in her underdress, and how poorly the end of that conversation had gone even though he had been trying to be helpful and nice. Then he continued about her getting stuck in that snowstorm instead of rushing back to Asgard, while he had been out on errand for Odin, and how they fought over that stupid cave to weather the storm in, and how terribly that went –because all they really did was fight.
Which led to her taking his advice to get out and about more a bit too literally, ending up accidentally in Jotunheim, where he was lucky to have been in the area at the same time -or cursed because the Norns have a terrible sense of humor. How she got her ass captured by a pack of jotun, how he only found out about it because he had been out hunting and saw it and had to turn into a wolf and trick the stupid beasts into giving her up... thinking he was going to eat her.
Which ended up with him getting shot in the ass, her going into a fucking Bezerker rage and smashing them up, cutting the arrow out of his ass that he only got in the first place because she stupidly got herself into trouble and then had to concede to let her take him to Holda's to get the wound tended to before it pussed up and fevered.
Loki rolled his eyes and grabbed another tart, they were better than the bread or cheese. Idun was going to make him fat. “So, see. Huge pain in the ass. Literally in this case.”