Loki Laufeyson (laufeyson) wrote in history_dot_com, @ 2012-07-31 21:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | ~loki, ~thor |
Dude Looks Like a Lady [tag: Thor]
OOC: The quest to get Thor's hammer back from the giant Thrym. So it's a long, long, long time ago. When they were still friends.
“Thor, quit playing with your boobs.” Loki whispered from under his womanly dress and veil.
This was never going to work.
First of all, there was absolutely nothing feminine about Thor. He looked nothing like Freyja, no matter how you dressed him up. No matter that they veiled him so that his masculine face wasn't giving it all away. No matter that he had Freyja's necklace -that stupid thing had cause Loki enough headache in its time. No, Thrym was not going to buy any of this. Loki didn't buy it. Didn't matter that he was smarter than your average jotun, no, this plan was failed from the start and Loki had to go along so that Thor could get his stinking hammer back.
It was ridiculous. Why couldn't they just give that tart over to Thrym? Why try tricking him? Why was keeping Freyja worth both their heads? To Loki, it wasn't. It wouldn't have been so bad had they allowed him to shape-shift so that he looked the part of a convincing handmaiden to the rather mannish “Freyja” that he was going to present to Thrym. At least then he wouldn't be carrying stones in his bodice hoping by the Norns that they didn't go off center or fall out and give them away.
Loki was not happy to say the least. He wasn't normally so gruff about their adventures and any other time, he'd happily shape-shift as a woman for amusement's sake. But this didn't benefit Loki in any way. He wasn't even laughing about it. Normally Thor kept their asses in one piece when they were out adventuring, now it was Loki who had to make sure the brute didn't give them both away with some slip of the tongue or by playing with the stony bosom he had.
The only consolation he had was that it was a long ride to Thrym's hall in Jotunheim and he could try to school his friend in how to behave a little less like... well... Thor.
“Thor,” he scolded again. “Quit playing with your boobs.”