Jar Jar Binks. Zelos did not even want to get started on that piece of cinematic garbage. What the hell had Lucas been smoking when he came up with a character like that? It just boggled the mind to think that the same genius that made the original Star Wars Trilogy had come up with that… That insult to the intelligence of mortals and gods alike.
“No way, Kray,” he said after his brother had grabbed his arm and explained his fear, “Lucas is not a complete idiot. He’ll dump that character as soon as he realizes that everyone hates him. Anyway, what else could they do with Binks? Make him an ambassador or something?” He laughed at the thought, hoping Kray would see that he was right on that subject. Binks had his moment and now he was finished.
“What was that crap about Vader-to-be not having a father? Is Lucas trying to do something biblical there?” Seriously, that was just so stupid. “The poor kid couldn’t act, either. He’s going to be marked by this for the rest of his life.”
He wasn’t sure where to go next with his feeling about the movie. There were so many things wrong and only a few right. “Darth Maul was pretty cool. Until that final duel. That was a bit fucked up.” To Zee, it looked like Darth maul was just waiting to get killed. A lot of bad moves, but a very cool lightsaber.