Okay, I'm going to be honest here, you sound completely insane. Different times and realities? There is no way you weren't doing drugs
I guess I still want you to come find me though. A crazy person you can see is better than a crazy person just...lurking out in the dark right? So, um, I'm in the park still, on some bench under a tree. This is the right thing to do isn't it? Self-defense at the YMCA did not in any way prepare me for this. Cute also does not equal trustworthy. Todd was that lesson right? Not learning it again.
Don't sneak up on me though. Whatever creep did this left my pepper spray in my pocket so sneaking up on me? Definitely a bad idea if you like your eyes.